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• The Scuba Diver
  
  

  A series of unnecessarily complicated steps that end with you dressed in a scuba suit, and your friends picking up girls for you.

• The Mrs. Stinsfire
  
  

  Like Mrs. Doubtfire, but in this case you're playing house mother to a group of sorority girls.

• The He's Not Coming
  
  

  Stand at the top of the Empire State Building - or really anywhere that couples meet after spending years apart. From there, just approach every girl that's alone and say:

  "He's not coming."

  The success rate it pretty low, but it only takes one lonely, hopeful girl to make you instant rebound guy.

• The Don't Drink That
  
  

  A bar girl is about to take a sip of her drink. You walk up, stop her from doing so and claim her drink is drugged. She thinks you saved her from disaster. You're a hero. She's ready go home with you.

• The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn
  
  

  Turn yourself into an icon by creating a fake reputation online.

  The key to this routine is that you create enough content online to back your claims of superstardom.

  Once the unique name you created for yourself gets a high Google ranking, you can start approaching girls and act like a humble celebrity.

• The Ted Mosby
  
  

  The old "I got left at the alter and now my life is spiraling out of control" schtick.

• The My Penis Grants Wishes
  
  

  You dress up like a genie and then let the rest just play itself out naturally...